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BREAKING: Pope Benedict XVI Changes Stage Name to ‘Emeritus’ in Anticipation of His New Hip-Hop Mixtape
BREAKING: Oscar Pistorius Swears He Has No Idea Where Those Prosthetic Machine Gun Leg Turrets Came From
SOURCE: Retiring Pope Puts Sistine Chapel on Craigslist
SOURCE: Meteor Strike Not Even the Weirdest Thing to Happen in Russia Today
